Calling all Twerk Team wannabes—here's what we know: Twerking, a portmanteau word of twist and jerk, has infiltrated nearly every aspect of music culture. But it's nothing new. Songs encouraging (or demanding) one to twerk have been around more than two decades, and while we can argue that one can twerk to literally anything—D'Angelo, Juvenile, Barbara Streisand, if that's your thing—we've narrowed the cannon of great twerking songs not just down to the classics, but the anthems.
And what constitutes a "twerking anthem"? It's hits hard. It has a heavy beat, and is best heard as loud as you can listen to it without blowing out speakers (or eardrums). The music videos are flooded with beautiful, typically bottom-heavy women, demonstrating their most proper twerking technique. Most importantly, they're not just songs to shake it to, but the songs that go hand-in-hand with twerking, the kind of songs you hear in the club in the wee hours of the morning, when things go from dirty to ratchet in the blink of an eye, or rather, the second one of these songs gets going.
From Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew's "I Wanna Rock (Doo Doo Brown)" to French Montana's "Pop That" (Which samples Uncle Luke's anthem) to Diplo's "Express Yourself" and the dancing sensation it yielded, these are the most classic twerking songs known to man.*
[*But especially: woman. And her ass.]