Album: Too Hard to Swallow
Producer: Pimp C
Label: Jive
Best Pick Up Line: "Every day it gets better, I can't lie/I ate the pussy and it taste like hot potato pie." 

Pimp C made a love song? Yep, a love-strung Sweet James Jones talks about his experience in violating a pimp's number one rule—loving dem hoes. Blasphemy! It might sound like an odd combination, but the bluesy Bill Withers sample makes this is a Southern classic.