21. Phoenix Suns

Record: 7 - 12
Last Week's Rank: 21
Last Week's Results: L @ Dallas 87-93, (Mon); L vs. Toronto 96-99, (Tue); L @ Portland 71-109, (Fri); W vs. Memphis 86-84, (Sat)
This Week: vs. Dallas, Monday (1/30); @ New Orleans, Wednesday (2/1); @ Houston, Friday (2/3); vs. Charlotte, Saturday (2/4)

This week was a rough one for the mix of over-the-hill vets and mediocre role players known as the Phoenix Suns. After losing to Dallas, they were beat by the lowly Raptors and followed that up by receiving a 38-point shellacking courtesy of the Portland Trail Blazers. Phoenix ranks 23rd in the league in points per game (91.2). They made up for their embarrassing loss by defeating Memphis despite shooting 36.4 percent from the field. Grant Hill admitted that he was so tired, he almost dozed off during the national anthem. Wow. #shitmygrandpasays —Ralph Warner