29. Indianapolis Colts

Last Week's Rank: 30
Record: 2 - 13
This Week: W vs. Texans, 19-16
Up Next: @ Jaguars, 1:00 Sunday
Trending: Up

"We won! We won! Wait, why did we win?" Remember all that "Suck for Luck" business? The Colts need a quick lesson in sucking because they're about to be "Just Good Enough to Not Get Andrew Luck" (doesn't really have the same ring does it?). After their comeback victory over the Texans Thursday, the Colts are tied with the Rams for the worst record in the league. The Rams aren't going to pick a quarterback at No. 1; they've got Sam Bradford. But they sure as shit ain't going to pick for need with the top pick and let Luck fall to the Colts. But maybe Indy wanted Robert Griffin III instead all along. (Yeah right.) —Jack Erwin