Celebrity: The Jackson family

Whether it's Katherine Jackson disappearing, crazy-ass Joe toting guns to award shows, Janet, Randy, Jermaine, Tito, and Rebbie contesting Michael's will, or whatever the hell went down at the family compound earlier this summer that resulted in police escorting MJ's kids away from the premises, the Jackson family spent all of 2012 acting the fuck up.

Don't Paris, Prince, and Blanket have enough baggage on their plate without every adult in their life behaving like a money-grubbing loon? This year all of Mike's survivors need to throw Heal the World on at the next family gathering and heed the late King of Pop's peaceful lyrics. —Frazier Tharpe