I don't know about you, but when I take my much-needed break from the Pop Culture universe, I like to delve into videos of the more savage nature. Not anything too extreme—we aren't heralding snuff films or anything here—but there's something about the more savage side of life that can soothe the beast within us all.
The Urban Dictionary defines the term "savage" as "Bad ass. Cool. Violent." That's all I'm looking for, from a pigeon trying to catch a rat's fade to the Battle of the Maryland Subway. We won't run down the entire collection of savagery that hit the Internet in 2015 because a) we're not trying to crush you with the ultraviolence and b) this post would go on forever; this is just a condensed snippet of 2015's savagery, featuring 10 of the most insane clips to be caught on camera phone and uploaded for your viewing pleasure.
Take this journey with us and some of 2015's most savage moments.
This kid dropping a turd in the supermarket
Pizza Rat is the illest
Street Fighter II: Moose Edition
Date discovered: October 3, 2015
Savagery rating: One segment from National Geographic: Alaskan Street Fights
All this video needed, honestly, was the camera guy screaming "WORLD-STAR!" Maybe the squad in Alaska doesn't travel to those particularly savage spots of the 'net?
The wild shit is how the one moose gets literally dragged into the street. One has to wonder what the back story on this one was. Was the one moose trying to mack on the other's girl? How the hell did these two moose end up settling their beef in the streets? And in the second part, did they have any inaudible words exchanged? "You got me now, but I'm coming back with the squad!"? We need someone on this beat ASAP.