Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 6

Aug 16, 2019; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants quarterback Daniel Jones (8) looks on with quarterback Eli Manning (10) during the second half against the Chicago Bears at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Vincent Carchietta-USA TODAY Sports

Chopz: Patriots, but I hope this game is sort of close. That would be fun. 

Adam: Christ, I need to take these picks as seriously as I do our weekly Scintillating Selections (™) against the spread. We’re making you money over there, folks. Rolling with the Pats for our purposes here. 

Angel: Patriots by a mile.

Zion: if we were healthy, I’d pick us for another upset but Daniel Jones is playing with third stringers everywhere. If the Giants win, this is our Super Bowl. Pats. 

Chopz: I’m going to roll with Kyle Allen and the Panthers. 

Adam: Morning football is one thing when you’re on the east coast. But 6:30 a.m. kickoffs is a little too aggressive when you’re on the west coast. Flipping a coin here (so much for taking it seriously). Give me the Buccaneers. 

Angel: Give me the Bucs because both teams will finish the season around .500 anyway.

Zion: I wanted to pick the Panthers last week and fell into the Minshew false hype. RUN CMC for the win. 

Chopz: I don’t think we see the Chiefs lose two in a row, but this should be a great game with tons of scoring. I’ll take the Chiefs in a close one. 

Adam: Chiefs are vulnerable. And due for a little bit of a crisis. Give me the Texans. Team Deshaun who have proven to be damn good on the road so far in his career. 

Angel: I’m really not sure how this wasn’t flexed into the Sunday Night slot but whatever. The NFL has no clue how to market their brand. Anyway, I’m rolling with the Chiefs here in a Wild West Shootout.

Zion: I’d pick the Texans if they were home and if Mahomes was still hobbled. Chiefs. 

Chopz: I don’t even know anymore. Give me the Browns because I’m going to sink with this disastrous ship. 

Adam: Not taking the Browns unless they’re playing the Jets (already won) or the Dolphins (Week 11). Give me Seattle, despite the 1 p.m ET kickoff. . 

Angel: Seahawks on the road because their a professional football team and Freddie Kitchens seems to be in over his head.

Zion: Seahawks. If Odell catches only two passes again, pray for Cleveland. 

Chopz: Ravens, next. 

Adam: Only a nut would take the Bengals. Ravens roll. 

Angel: Ravens, man. Andy Dalton should request a trade. He can help a decent team get over the hump. Instead he’s wasting his life in a dope uniform.

Zion: Another win for Lamar as a starter. 

Chopz: Sort of surprised to see the Jaguars favored here because the Saints have been rolling. I’ll ride with Teddy B and New Orleans. 

Adam: Waffling on this one. Can make a case for both sides. But after doing a little digging, it looks like a ton of bettors are supporting the Saints. So you know what that means: swerve away from the public and roll with the Jaguars. 

Angel: I wanna go Saints here but with Jalen Ramsey coming back, I think N.O. comes back down to Earth a little.

Zion: Saints are rolling right now, three in a row, not falling for Minshew hype this time! 

Chopz: I’ll take Philly here. 

Adam: Kirk Cousins vs. Carson Wentz isn’t a fair fight. Eagles. 

Angel: The Vikings looked like a different team last week; they played the Giants, but still. I’ll take Minny for chaos purposes.

Zion: Not convinced with Minnesota. Still gave the Giants too many opportunities to stay in the game. I’ll give Philly. 

Chopz: What an awesome tank game. I’ll go with the Redskins because teams usually have a nice boost after they fire their coach. 

Adam: Dolphins get their only win of the season. Washington’s a tire fire right now. 

Angel: Jesus Christ. Skins because Miami is going 0-16 this year.

Zion: The Cheeks Bowl. I’ll go Redskins because they’ve score more than 10 points in a game this season. 

Chopz: What a game this should be. The 49ers are apparently very real and the Rams are the defending NFC champs. I want to pick San Fran here, but I can’t see the Rams losing three straight games. 

Adam: Shocking that San Francisco is 4-0 for the first time in 29 years considering they had all those great teams during the 90s. They’re riding high. And playing extremely well on defense. It’s hard to imagine the Rams losing three in a row—especially with extra days to prepare—but I’m going to roll with the Niners. 

Angel: The 49ers get their first loss. Rams.

Zion: Rams need this win bad and can’t really see San Francisco starting 5-0. Rams. 

Chopz: The road Falcons against an awful team. Man, I don’t know what to do. I guess give me Atlanta. 

Adam: Falcons can’t lose this one, right? Atlanta has to be the play. 

Angel: The Falcons are 1-4? LOL That doesn’t seem right. Give me ATL.

Zion: The Falcons are bad but I don’t think they’re 1-5 bad… they’ll take this one. 

Chopz: Cowboys, though I bet the Jets make this one closer than people think. 

Adam: Kind of agree that this one could shockingly be closer than most expect. Still can’t justify taking the awful Jets, though. Cowboys squeak one out on the road. 

Angel: When does Sam Darnold come back? Before you answer that just know that it doesn’t matter. Give me the Cowboys.

Zion: Cowboys. 

Chopz: Give me the Titans as slight underdogs in this one. 

Adam: Broncos make it two in a row. 

Angel: The Titans.

Zion: Who gonna watch this game? Not me. Titans. 

Chopz: Chargers. 

Adam: Steelers. Can’t trust the Chargers right now. 

Angel: With Mike Williams getting back into the groove, I’ll take the Chargers.

Zion: Can’t trust the third string QB, Chargers. 

Chopz: The Lions might actually be good, but the Packers are on another level right now. Give me Green Bay. 

Adam: The Lions actually have three wins in Lambeau over the last four seasons, which will probably come as a surprise to everyone that isn’t a Detroit fan. Not taking them this time. Rolling with the Packers. 

Angel: This is gonna be a good game. But Rodgers is in the zone. I’ll take the Pack.

Zion: HE’S A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD MANNNN! Pack.