![muhammad ali](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/cxv7m3th1xutuqiin7oq/muhammad-ali.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
Shout out to all the dads out there—today is your day. And while this "holiday" may be overblown because it's always on a Sunday (a day you had off anyway), and you still have to walk your dog, and pay your bills, and smile through getting a shitty #1 Dad! mug that puts you in a million-way tie with all the other dads whose kids half-assed their gifts, at least you (probably) don't have a half-dozen children to cut child support checks for. That's a plus. Shoutout to you.
Unfortunately, these athletes weren't so lucky. Their propensity to drop their drawers has led to a lifetime of obligations and some well-deserved ridicule. If your dad is laid-back and reflective, maybe you just stay in with him, buy a sports movie, chill out and eat wings. That's a combination you can't go wrong with. Unless of course you're one of these guys, and need a movie theater and full staff to do so. Here's The Most Prolific Fathers in Sports History:
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Adrian Peterson
![adrian peterson](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/xk3mwhiwzzbu5orocaoh/adrian-peterson.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
Kenny Anderson
![kenny anderson](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/ydnkfyubzoedegxnupmv/kenny-anderson.jpg)
Mike Tyson
![mike tyson](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/ljp40b0emf56ajzsv0qq/mike-tyson.jpg)
Vladimir Guerrero
![vladimir guerrero](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/hmx27sjan054z2e5ucw2/vladimir-guerrero.jpg)
Shawn Kemp
![shawn kemp](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/jk3ylgwevmksgm6gthvb/shawn-kemp.jpg)
Willie Anderson
![willie anderson](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/b5b5dk0secwgj7hmnzo7/willie-anderson.jpg)
Muhammad Ali
![muhammad ali](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/cxv7m3th1xutuqiin7oq/muhammad-ali.jpg)
Willis McGahee
![willie mcgahee](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/kkwpxwwixoivsyt2jkco/willie-mcgahee.jpg)
Jason Caffey
![jason caffey](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/ut0ssqbbhaee0fztp5jg/jason-caffey.jpg)
Travis Henry
![travis henry](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/dnpdbtonandxrxfrbub0/travis-henry.jpg)
Evander Holyfield
![evander holyfield](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/bzboqpblaagud2d3ynvw/evander-holyfield.jpg)
George Foreman
![george foreman](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/jav9fstbdun8cpclnhee/george-foreman.jpg)
Antonio Cromartie
![antonio cromartie](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/fe5oo8jkfid8k41ckgfq/antonio-cromartie.jpg)
Calvin Murphy
![calvin murphy](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/azwrr8psbv0rri0yq1yc/calvin-murphy.jpg)
Garrincha
![garrincha soccer](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/pj8d6xsthc5fj5xeglet/garrincha-soccer.jpg)