Sport: Basketball

Big Sheed! The current king of the infamous "Ball don't lie!" phrase and a supremely talented old head who's probably never held his tongue in his entire career. Rasheed's gotten technicals throughout his 16 seasons in the L like nobody's business for his constant berating of opponents and refs, but the dude can ball so he's always managed to help his squad. He's now on the second-place Knicks along with Jason Kidd and Marcus Camby to form the AARP bench.