27. New Jersey Nets

Record: 4 - 12
Last Week's Rank: 27
Last Week's Results: L @ Clippers 91-101, (Mon); W vs. Golden State 107-100, (Wed); L vs. Oklahoma City 74-84, (Sat); W v. Charlotte 97-87, (Sun)
This Week: @ Chicago, Monday (1/23); @ Philadelphia, Wednesday (1/25); @ Cleveland, Friday (1/27); vs. Toronto, Sunday (1/29)

The Nets are gunning for that lottery pick. Sike, they traded it away for Deron Williams, who doesn't want to be there unless they can somehow trade Jigga's platinum plaques along with Brook Lopez for Dwight Howard. That's their only hope. On a lighter note, Marshon Brooks continues his good play offensively and Kris Humphries is proving last year wasn't the work of Kim's golden vagina. It's going to be a long road to Brooklyn and an empty Barclays Center without any of the superstars their billionaire promised. —Angel Diaz