61. Nothing Good Can Ever Come From Your Daughter Being on Twitter

Who: Wayne Gretzky and His Daughter Paulina
Offending Tweet: @PaulinaGretzky: "Hi everyone I'm back! But shhh don't tell my dad."
Date: 12/1/2011
Consequence: Way too many toothless hockey players hitting on your daughter

Every dad's nightmare: Wayne Gretzky's smoking hot daughter posts pics on Twitter; daddy shuts down the account only to have her reactivate it.