IKEA means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. For Louis C.K.'s character in Louie, it's where you must first go in order to retrieve a sexual favor from Dolores. For Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel in confirmed underrated classic 500 Days of Summer, it's where you go to wallow in the eventual grave of your Tumblr-ready relationship. For the guy in the video above, it's where you go to rattle off nearly insufferable IKEA-related puns to your girlfriend.

Some of this guy's greatest hits (re: most insufferable puns) include such gems as:

"Hey, Donna. I've got you on my Reidar."

"Hey, Donna. My hair's a bit fluffy. Can you remind me to Bygel later?"

"Hey, Donna. Have we Algot what we need?"

"Slow down, Donna. You're in a Rusch."

On second thought, this guy's a low-key genius. Give him the NBC CBS sitcom he so clearly deserves.