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‘The Onion’ Makes Supreme Court Filing in Support of Man Arrested for Parodying Police

The popular satirical content provider has taken a stand by way of a Supreme Court filing in support of a man who was arrested over cop jokes.

Trace William Cowen1413 days ago
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Pop Culture

Nutella and Kittens: CNN Explains How ISIS Is Luring Western Women

ISIS knows every American's weakness

Erik Abriss4197 days ago
Pop Culture

De Blasio Makes Fun of Himself, Snowstorm with "Dramatic" Reading of Onion Story

That's how you recover from premature hysteria.

ianservantes4219 days ago
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Sports

The Onion Writes Fake Story About Jay Cutler, Twitter Doesn't Realize It's a Joke

How do people still not know that The Onion is fake?

Gus Turner4296 days ago
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Pop Culture

A Look Back At Clickhole's First Month

Clickhole, the Onion's new satirical site, has taken shots at everything you hate about the Internet in their first month.

Brenden Gallagher4430 days ago
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Pop Culture

Character Customization Has Gotten Out of Hand (Video)

"The Onion" details the extreme level of character customization in the new "Elder Scrolls" game.

LastOneAwakeNYC4431 days ago
Pop Culture

The Most Intense Game at E3 You Can't See (Video)

The Onion trolls the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) with it's version of a PlayStation imaginary game.

LastOneAwakeNYC4449 days ago
Pop Culture

Choose Your Own Brutal Overloads In "Wolfenstein: The New Order" (Video)

"Wolfenstein: The New Order" re-imagines a history where Nazis won the war, but what if another country did? Like Canada.

LastOneAwakeNYC4478 days ago
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Pop Culture

The Onion Understands the Xbox One and the PS4

Can The Onion be our parents?

Hanuman Welch4657 days ago
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Pop Culture

The Onion is Perfect and Has Created a "Grand Theft Auto V" Parody

We would kill at a game focused on altruism.

Hanuman Welch4836 days ago
Sports

The Onion Spoofs Boring Car Magazines With "Good Car Magazine" Article

Reporting that the 2013 Hyundai Sonata got a "This Is A Good Car" ranking, writers at the Onion poke fun at boring auto mags.

Danny Vazquez5032 days ago
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Pop Culture

Video: Here Is The Onion's First TED Talk Parody

This is going to be fun.

gerald335051 days ago

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