8. Injured Tony Romo

Romo Jersey, $40

Cowboys Sideline Hat, $20

Doctor Visit Pad, $4 

Plush Lungs, $18 

Romo may have promised his critics and fans a Super Bowl, but with a collapsed lung and broken ribcage, he's yet to deliver. If you believe in voodoo or just want to celebrate the QB being out of commission (way to champion good sportsmanship, dick), do it with a sideline cap, jersey, a set of Doctor's Notes (to give to head coach Jason Garrett), and some plush lungs, as some sort of weird "get well soon" gift, we suppose.