Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 7

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As part of our weekly NFL content this season, the Complex Sports team is doing weekly picks on every single game each week. These picks are straight up, but don't worry, Chopz and Adam will have a fresh gambling column with their best bets of the week every Friday. We'll be keeping track of the predictions from Chopz, Adam, Zion, and Angel all season long, with the ultimate bragging rights on the line. So check out our picks and be sure to jump on Twitter and yell at us for how bad you think they are.

Chopz: Let me start by thanking the NFL for giving me a week off from the Browns. I needed it. Anyways, no way the Chiefs lose three games in a row.

Adam: Need to pick an upset or two and I’ll start with one off the top rope. Give me Denver.

Angel: Chiefs have been looking fadable, but I think they right the ship and dominate this one.

Zion: Chiefs.

Chopz: I’ll take the Packers here.

Adam: Packers have a Sunday night matchup in Kansas City in Week 8. So could they be looking ahead to the Chiefs and overlooking the Raiders? Possibly. But I don’t see it happening.

Angel: Can’t bet against the Packers these days.

Zion: Packers.

Chopz: Have the Bills ever been favored by 17 points in a game before? Wild. Give me Buffalo.

Adam: Bills by a mile. Dolphins are just lucky the NFL didn’t schedule this game for late December. Nothing worse than being historically bad and unnecessarily freezing your balls off in Western New York.

Angel: LOL Bills

Zion: Bills.

Chopz: Both teams are struggling right now, but I’ll take the Rams off the Jalen Ramsey boost. The Falcons are a disgrace.

Adam: The Rams can’t lose four in a row right? Right? Early kickoff time has me worried, but maybe the bold moves by GM Les Snead will jolt this team into looking competent for a change. Plus, the Falcons are trash. Rams here, but be leary of that 1 p.m. ET kickoff Los Angeles backers.

Angel: The Rams aren’t going to have any corners. I’ll take the Falcons at home.

Zion: Worried about that Rams secondary even with Ramsey. Julio might go off. Falcons pull it out.

Chopz: Is the NFC North the best division in football? Might be. Give me the Lions at home.

Adam: The idea of starting to take the Vikings seriously is appalling to me so I’m going to root hard for the Lions.

Angel: Give me the Lions here. The Vikings are Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde this season, I can’t trust them.

Zion: Lions are better than I thought but I’m picking the Vikings. Cousins finally using his receivers.

Chopz: This should be a good one and the Texans are really good, but I’ll take the Colts.

Adam: Team Deshaun.

Angel: The Texans are gonna keep rolling after last week’s big win.

Zion: Texans win after beating the Chiefs on the road.

Chopz: Kyler vs. Danny Dimes. I’ll go with Kliff and Arizona.

Adam: A bad team from the west playing on the east coast at 1 p.m. means pick against the Giants are your own peril.

Angel: Danny Dimelo is gonna EAT. Giants.

Zion: SAQUON AND DANNY DIMES! GMEN. (Also Evan Engram back)

Chopz: Upset alert: Washington takes this.

Adam: Bold choice above. Must be smoking that dust again. This west coast team on the east coast for a 1 p.m. kickoff won’t be caught off guard.

Angel: Chopz is most definitely smoking hella dust. Niners take this one and match the spread. How about that?

Zion: Yo, the 49ers bout to be 6-0? Wild.

Chopz: Jags win this even without Jalen Ramsey on the team anymore.

Adam: Can’t wait for Jalen Ramsey to air out all the dirty laundry from his days in Jacksonville. Shots at Gardner Minshew and his glorious mustache are coming. Book it. Meanwhile, Jags here.

Angel: The Jalen Ramsey soap opera is over, so now the Jags can really focus on football. Give me Jacksonville in a close one.

Zion: Jaguars, the Bengals are mid.

Chopz: The Ryan Tannehill era begins against the most disappointing team in the NFL. I guess give me the Titans.

Adam: Why do I still believe in the Chargers? Seriously? Why the fuck am I taking them again?

Angel: The Titans are in disarray. I’ll take the Chargers.

Zion: the Chargers have been a joke. They need this one. Chargers.

Chopz: Are we going to see two backup QBs in this game? Regardless, give me the Saints.

Adam: Very intriguing matchup that could easily be the game of the day. Bears are coming off the bye so give me the rested squad at home.

Angel: This is going to be one hell of a game. I like Chicago at home because the Saints and Teddy Bridgewater have to come back to Earth eventually.

Zion: Bears at home, both teams have struggled to score with backup QBs so I’m going to trust Khalil Mack & co. here.

Chopz: Seattle takes this at home.

Adam: Slight upset with the Ravens in a battle of two scrambling quarterback geniuses.

Angel: I want to take the Ravens here but Seattle is always a tough out at home. Russell Wilson continues his MVP bid and leads his team to victory.

Zion: Not sure about Baltimore heading out west. I’ll take Russ and the Hawks.

Chopz: Two teams that have serious problems. I’ll go with Philly on the road.

Adam: Eagles cover. Cowboys win.

Angel: The Cowboys can’t lose at home AGAIN, right? And the Eagles can’t lose after their coach guaranteed a win on sports radio, right? With that being said, I gotta go Dallas here.

Zion: Hmm, this is a toss up. Gonna go Dallas here, they need it bad.

Chopz: Are the Jets back? No, Pats win.

Adam: Pusha-T vs. Drake is a much better rivalry than these two since, you know, the Patriots have owned the Jets and the AFC East for about 20 years now. Ultimately, I think Gang Green will make the former HC of the NYJ work hard for the win, but it’s a Patriots win nonetheless. The Jets should just lose all of their games anyway.

Angel: Pats in a close game because Sam Darnold is finally back.

Zion: Sammy Darnold is back and rolling, Jets might pull this one out. Sike, Pats.