10 Celebrities We'd Never Let Drive Our Cars

We understand the argument that celebrities have earned the money that they have, and that they deserve to do whatever the hell they want with it. We also think it's bullshit. Call us crazy, but the auto purists in us does not accept the fact that doing what they want with their money should include treating Maseratis, Porsches, and Rolls-Royces like Nissans, Hondas, and Chevys. It shouldn't work that way for anybody. That's why we've compiled this list of celebs that we would not let come near our vehicles. You might think some of the choices are a bit strange, but just read and hear us out. Here are 10 Celebrities We'd Never Let Drive Our Cars.

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Had you asked us this question a year ago, Wyclef might have been one of the first people that we WOULD let drive our cars. He's got an excellent collection of whips, including the McLaren F1 (our favorite supercar) and a Pagani Zonda. It's clear that he knows how to handle multi-million dollar property with car. HOWEVER, after his recent little twitpic of him greased up like a bikini babe on the beach on a motorcycle, we can't trust anything he does anymore. He might try to take our car to some remote location and have some kinky photoshoot. We wouldn't take that risk.

Have you seen how this dude treats cars? He steps all over the leather interior, he smokes inside, and he probably corrupts the speakers with his own music. No thank you, sir. No thank you.

Fuck outta here if you think we'd let anybody that's around that much glitter into our car.

The word "stop" is not in this dude's dictionary, when he's on the court, and we doubt that it's too different on the road. We can just imagine his response after missing an exit, "yo, shut up, I got this," as he tries to drive under a semi (becuase he saw it in Fast and Furious) and vault the car off the exit ramp onto the highway. Pump the brakes, homeboy.

What hasn't Katt Williams been charged with lately? He's attacked fans, been caught with a stolen gun, he's fled the scene from accidents, and he doesn't show up to court dates. But, you know, he could still be a decent person and properly drive our car with respect, right? FALSE. Katt, you stay the hell away from our cars.

Look, just because she's been rolling in Benzes and Maybachs since the first day she was carried out of the hospital (and was probably gifted a Ferrari for her 1st birthday) doesn't mean that she knows how to use one. Until she understands the line "'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low," no driving for Blue Ivy.

Mr. Harris had two chances to prove to us that he knew how to properly respect a car. The first came in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and the car came back in shambles, including some weird stains in the backseat. The second came in How I Met Your Mother, when he was too scared to drive more than five miles per hour. For now he can drive an electric ... we'renotgivinghimthegreenlighttodrivebecausewearestrangleyjudginghimoffcharactersheplaysontelevision MOPED. Electric moped.

Sexy Rexy is a professional football coach and can't even get his offense to properly drive down the field. What makes you think he'd be able to adequately operate a vehicle? Plus, anybody that gets this tattoo is automatically disregarded as a real person in our book. Double plus, we hate feet, sooooo ...

You know what's worse than backseat driving? An entire roadtrip of vagina jokes.

This is what you call a dilema. Yes, you want to see Lohan's boobs. But, she's got a frightening driving record. Do you a) risk your ride for a peek or b) call Amanda Bynes. Oh wait...