25 Celebrities Who Don't Deserve Their Nice Cars

Celebrities, tend to have tons of money and extroverted personalities, and people who have tons of money and extroverted personalities tend to drive very cool cars. The problem is that these people, with their money and extroverted personalities and daddy-issues aren't really good people.

They use their rides to flaunt their wealth, endanger themselves and others, and crash into the occasional baby stroller. These are the 25 celebrities who don't deserve their nice cars.

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Car: Fisker Karma

Regardless of success—Justin's had more than enough—young drivers need to start at the bottom of the car chain and move up appropriately.

Car: Mercedes-Benz S600

Yes, give the insane junkie a 5.5L twin-turbo V8; that will end well.

Car: BMW 6-Series Convertible

The increasingly unhinged and inebriated Amanda Bynes got nailed with a hit and run in her fast and nimble BMW 6-series. The girl should definitely be in something slower.

Car: Bugatti Veyron

Because deranged Scientologists should be driving at 250mph.

Car: Maserati Quattroporte

Torture enthusiast, anti-semite, and Christian snuff-film director Mel Gibson gets to drive a Maserati, while we're stuck in much more plebian rides.

Car: Ferrari 550 Maranello

We named A Rod the second most annoying person in sports right now, and we think it's only fair if we get to repo his Ferrari.

Car: Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren

We're willing to bet that this megalomaniacal, demented, and out of touch shit head Donald Trump bought this amazing Mercedes-McLaren collaboration not because of its capabilities, but because it says "I spent $495,000 on a car, so go back to your menial labor, peasants."

Car: Range Rover

Carlos Mencia's entire career plan: "I'm Mexican. Isn't that hilarious?"

Car: Rolls-Royce Ghost

She's famous because she happens to have a large ass and a TV show about how she over-reacts to everything. By this metric, every other American should be driven around in a Roller.

Car: 1973 Ford Mustang Grande

She may have destroyed our last vestiges of political dignity, but she at least has a pretty damn cool car.

Car: Chrome Audi R8

The Audi R8 was just a little too subtle, so he chromed it.

Car: 1970 Pontiac GTO

It takes some seriously bad behavior to get fired from one's own charity, but Lance Armstrong still has tons of money and this 1970 Pontiac GTO that got perfected by Overhaulin'.

Car: Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG

He's the genesis of today's ultra partisan politics according to respected bi-partisan analysts Thomas E. Mann and Norman J. Ornstein, he chews up and spits out wives like it's his job, and he looks like his namesake. This guy should be driving an AMC Gremlin.

Car: Lamborghini Gallardo

Douchebag red flags: Backwards baseball hats, over-sized designer track jackets, and convertible Lamborghinis that have never seen a race track.

Car: Dodge Viper

A roided out douchebag with a penchant for creeping on younger women in a ridiculously painted Dodge Viper? That sounds about as rare as fog in San Francisco.

Car: Ferrari California

Nothing is cooler than a guy who is moderately attractive and somewhat funny, but thinks he's the sexist man alive and absolutely hilarious. Wait... nevermind, just about anything is cooler than that kind of douche bag.

Car: Lamborghini Gallardo

If Lamborghini wanted to market more effectively this could be used as a tag-line: "For The Wealthy Attention-Whore."

Also, you have to be a real ass-hat to have your own head airbrushed onto the side of your ostentatious car.

Car: McLaren MP4-12C

You probably aren't up to the task of handling a 616hp supercar when you can't even remember to put some panties on.

Car: Maybach 52S

Of course the guy who made millions by being hateful is driving around in a car that's usually reserved for evil oil-barons and people in charge of organizations best described as a "junta."

Car: Cadillac Escalade

An Escalade pick-up is already a fairly obnoxious ride, but when decked out with some tacky pink accents and driven by this imp from hell Jersey, it's even worse.

Car: Bugatti Veyron

This is a man who has made a career out of being a dick. He could have done something useful, but he chose to just monetize callousness instead.

Car: Bentley Continental GT

Let's think about the accomplishments in Paris Hilton's life: First she ... well, she ... oh, but she ... um, she had a show about how hard living on a farm was?

Car: Range Rover

I guess dealing with this lunatic is retaliation for Madonna moving to England.

Car: Gulf Livery Ford GT

This slimy asshole gets to drive a Ford GT in gulf livery. Proof that life isn't fair. Nobody who once described his own dick as a "white supremicist" should get a car this cool.

Car: Porsche Panamera

Why hasn't this girl figured out that she might be the world's worst driver? Why doesn't she just buy a Rolls and hire a chauffeur already?