Cam Newton Didn’t Win the Super Bowl, But He Did Just Get His Own Erotic Novel

‘Dabbin’ With Cam’ looks like a literary classic.

February 9, 2016

It’s only Tuesday, but it’s already been a week of really high highs and really low lows for Cam Newton.

HIGH: He played in his very first Super Bowl.
LOW: He lost in the Super Bowl—and then got ripped for the way he behaved during his post-game press conference.

But things appear to be looking up again! Unfortunately, Newton is going to have to spend the offseason thinking about what might have been during Super Bowl 50. But to help get his mind off things, he now has the option of reading his brand-new erotic novel called (what else?!) Dabbin’ With Cam.

The book was recently released on Amazon by author Caroline Blue, and if you couldn't tell by looking at the cover, it's poised to go down as a literary classic. Here’s a synopsis of the 45-page book:

“And that’s not the only thing that falls in Caroline’s lap…”? Guys!

There are only two reviews for the book available as of right now, including this one which we’re preeeeeeetty sure isn’t actually about Dabbin' With Cam:

But we have high hopes for it. We highly doubt it will live up to the standards set by A Gronking to Remember or the criminally underrated sequel A Gronking to Remember 2, but it’s only 99 cents (or free if you’ve got a Kindle)! So what do you really have to lose? Go here now to make all your dreams come true.

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[via Black Sports Online]