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Von Miller's Seductive Pelvic Thrusts Got Him Fined

Miller's pelvic thrusts have got to stop.

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Look guys! It's the Von Miller pelvic thrust.

And here's another more recent one!

The softcore porn air humps happened during the Thursday night game against the Chiefs and the Broncos' last game against the Lions. The NFL doesn't get down with air humps, especially when you have the gall to put your back into it. As a result, Miller is $11,567 broker, according to Pro Football Talk.

It's like that famous Key & Peele skit, but, like, in real life involving real consequences. The stakes are higher, but Jordan Peele isn't impressed.

Send all complaints, compliments, and tips to [email protected]

[via Pro Football Talk]

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