Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 9

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - OCTOBER 08: Tom Brady #12 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers throws a pass in the first quarter against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on October 08, 2020 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

Chopz: Do the 49ers even have any players left? Packers. 

Adam: There’s zero justification for taking the 49ers straight up in this one. Green Bay. 

Zion: Packers. 

Angel: Packers should have an easy time here.

Chopz: What a game. Don’t you just love the NFC East? I’ll take the Giants. 

Adam: Danny Dimes will only turn the ball over two times, therefore the Giants will win. 

Zion: Giants 

Angel: The Giants have played hard all year and unfortunately, I think they win this week, effectively taking them out of the Trevor Lawrence sweepstakes.

Chopz: I think this one will be close, but the Titans pull it out at the end. 

Adam: Want to pull the trigger on the Bears, yet sanity ultimately prevails. Tennessee, but take Chicago to cover (+6).

Zion: Titans. 

Angel: That Bears offense stinks and the Titans lost to the Bengals last week. Look for Tennessee to break their two-game skid.

Chopz: We have no idea if Stafford will play, so give me the Vikings. 

Adam: Crazy things always happen in division games so let’s get nuts and pick the Lions despite their (potential) rona outbreak. 

Zion: VIkings. 

Angel: Stafford looks like he’s not going to play, so Minny gets their third win here.

Chopz: Chiefs, but the game is close. 

Adam: The pick against the spread is for the Panthers (+10.5) because Teddy Bridgewater is a covering machine as a road underdog. Google it. The pick straight up is for the Chiefs because let’s not get too nuts. 

Zion: Chiefs. 

Angel: This won’t be a cake walk for the Chiefs as Christian McCafferey will finally be back. Give KC in a competitive one. 

Chopz: The Jaguars are starting someone named Jake Luton at QB. I’ll go with Houston. 

Adam: If Jake Luton rocked a mustache I would pick the Jaguars. Alas, he does not. Texans. 

Zion: Texans 

Angel: Texans get their second win.

Chopz: Sneaky good game. Can Lamar Jackson bounce back? I’ll take the Ravens. 

Adam: Colts since—NEWSFLASH—Lamar Jackson struggles against good defenses. 

Zion: Ravens. 

Angel: Ravens win on the road.

Chopz: I’ll take the Bills at home. 

Adam: The Mr. Unlimited-DK Metcalf combo is the best in the NFL. Seahawks on the road since Bills Mafia is still not allowed in the stadium. 

Zion: Seahawks. 

Angel: Give me the Bills here because Josh Allen is the truth.

Chopz: I made a vow to never pick the Falcons again, so I’m going with Denver. 

Adam: Like me, you should have zero faith in the Falcons sustaining any kind of success after last week’s win in Carolina. Denver on the road. 

Zion: Falcons.  

Angel: Falcons get a little streak going to get them to three wins.

Chopz: Raiders win this. 

Adam: Vegas, baby. 

Zion: Raiders 

Angel: Raiders because they’re the better team and this’ll be like a home game to them.

Chopz: Steelers by 4 TDs. 

Adam: If it’s not a bloodbath the fix is in. Pittsburgh. 

Zion: Steelers. 

Angel: Pittsburgh remains undefeated.

Chopz: Cardinals get the win at home. 

Adam: Arizona, but closer than the experts think. 

Zion: Cards. 

Angel: That Dolphins defense is good, but Arizona is just an overall better team. I’ll take the Cards.

Chopz: Tom Brady throws two TDs to Antonio Brown and the Bucs win. 

Adam: Dear NFL broadcasting partners: Absolutely NO BODY cares about Tom Brady and Drew Brees jockeying for the all-time lead in touchdown passes. NO. BODY. Tampa ends New Orleans’ four-game winning streak in the series. 

Zion: Saints. 

Angel: Give me the Saints because I do not believe in the Buccaneers like the rest of these slurpers.

Chopz: Patriots in a game that nobody should watch. 

Adam: I’m glad Adam Gase hasn’t been fired because he should have to suffer through this debacle of a season like every Jets fan. Cam plays like Superman against the overmatched Jets defense. 

Zion: Patriots. 

Angel: New England gets a much-needed win.