Mark Sanchez has gone from beloved game manager to detested scapegoat faster that you can say "butt fumble!" While he spends his Sundays humiliating himself and the Jets on a legendary scale, his life is still wayyy better than yours and he needs to remember that. Even if his lasting image as an NFL player is one of absolute agony, he'll spend 2013 dating his way through Dancing with the Stars castoffs and cashing game checks to the tune of $8.25M. Not a bad life. Hold that clipboard with a smile, Sanchize.