What would you do with millions of dollars and five months of vacation every year? Exactly. Athletes are just like regular people with limitless bank accounts (most of the time), a cache of followers, and tons of free time. OK, they're not like real people at all—but they sure party like regular people! Or, at least, like regular people with debilitating substance abuse problems.

Since this is the prime time for ballers to rage because all but one of the major pro sports (sorry, MLB) has their offseason during summer, we figure it's the perfect time to check out the ridiculous party lifestyle of some sports stars. From Fred Smoot's boat orgy to Rob Gronkowski's everyday life, here is a Recent History of Athlete Benders.

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