Evelyn Lozada

Wifey Of: Chad Ochocinco, New England Patriots
Man, Ocho must be having fun because he hasn't been the same since he started dating Ms. Lozada in 2009. He can't even smell the field in New England and the Pats didn't allow him to get on the podium during Media Day at this year's Super Bowl. Chad went as far as to give her the Bentley, so he could whip the Prius. God bless her.