Profession: Quarterback, New England Patriots

Blowhard Cry Baby Overexposed Pretty Boy

We could handle Brady going all Hollywood on us and turning one of Tinsel Town's starlets into his baby mama. We could handle him wifing up Giselle. We could even handle that strange advertisement featuring him holding a goat (WTF?). But, that hair—and everything that comes along with it!? Um, no. Just no.