32. Be Glad They're Not Calling You Plaxico Burress
Who: Gilbert Arenas, Washington Wizards
Offending Tweet: @agentzeroshow: "i wake up this morning and seen i was the new JOHN WAYNE..lmao media is too funny"
Consequence: Eventually deleted account
Agent Zero had one of the all-time great athlete Twitter accounts, precisely for stuff like this. Less than a month after incurring felony charges for bringing guns into the Wizards locker room, Arenas tweeted that the media was making him out to be John Wayne. Which was kinda true, but entirely stupid.