35. I Can't Believe a Porn Star Would Kiss and Tell

Who: Peja Stojakovic, New Orleans Hornets
Offending Tweet: @SiennaWestStory: "Met Peja, he's 6'9"!!! Great cock!!! Peace out. My heart belongs in Louisiana! Can't wait for Super Bowl!! Working on connections..."
Date: 10/23/2009
Consequence: Unknown

Fail? Well, we haven't had our package complimented on Twitter by a porn star yet (that we know of!), so it's not like dude should be all that ashamed. Still, if this is your wife, why exactly are you creeping with porn stars?