38. The Naked Truth

Who: Dorell Wright, Golden State Warriors
Offending Tweet: @mrzanonymouz: "Does @mio_myo know you show your lil 5 inch cock to all the girlz?"
Date: 3/27/2011
Consequence: Unknown

When Dorell Wright's girlfriend waxed poetic about their love on Twitter, the groupie banshees came out in full effect. The infamous @mrzanonymouz went as far as to put the Golden State shooter's "little" warrior on blast. The lesson here is: nothing angers a jump-off more than finding out she's a jump-off. But more importantly, five inches is average right? RIGHT!?