42. Darnell Dockett Will Do a Lot for $1000

Who: Darnell Dockett, Arizona Cardinals
Offending Tweet: Twitpic (see above)
Date: 5/13/2011
Consequence: Looked like a damn fool

We like Darnell Dockett a lot. We don't need to see this though. Sidebar: Dockett signed a $30 million guaranteed contract the season before this. WTF did he need to take $1000 shower for?