63. Who Needs Legit News Sources When You Have Jared Dudley?

Who: Jared Dudley, Phoenix Suns
Offending Tweet: @JaredDudley619: "Breaking News!!! My sources tell me Lebron will announce that he will be goin to the NY KNICKS tomorrow on ESPN.. This is serious.. WOW!!!!"
Date: 7/8/2010
Consequence: Fans everywhere saying, "Stick to playing, bro."

Hey Jared, great job calling it before anyone else. Maybe there's a future for you working under Peter Vescey or at CBS Sports.