87. I Don't Drug Took Either
Who: Adam Jones, Cincinnati Bengals
Offending Tweet: @REALPACMAN24: "I have a right to my opinion and the bad part I don't drunk"
After he refused to leave a Cincinnati bar, the police were called to arrest Adam "Pacman" Jones. Immediately after his ordeal, Pacman went on Twitter to "plead" his case. We'll believe you "don't drunk." And we bet you could've done the alfabet or walked in a straight lyne too. #seewhatwedidthere