30. Cleveland Cavaliers

2010-11 Record: 19-63 (Did not make playoffs)
Key Returning Players: Antawn Jamison, Anderson Varejao, Manny Harris
Key Additions: Kyrie Irving (R), Tristan Thompson (R)
Key Losses: J.J. Hickson, Baron Davis
This Week: vs. Toronto, Monday (12/26); @ Detroit, Wednesday (12/28); @ Indiana, Friday (12/30)

Last season was basically one big 82-game pity party in Cleveland. With LeBron James out of the picture, Cavs fans knew they weren't gonna be any good, so they spent most of their time whining and complaining about 'The Decision.' This year, it's back to business. Their record probably won't be all that great. But with Kyrie Irving and Tristan Thompson coming to town, they've at least got a pretty solid foundation in place for the future. We get the feeling the pity party isn't over just yet—guess we'll have to wait and see when Bron returns—but it's definitely last call. Time to make some new memories, guys. —Chris Yuscavage