Desperate times calls for desperate measures. So when Rasheen (Illuminati) Harrison's girlfriend broke up with him this past March, he decided to take the less-traveled road to winning her back. Harrison bypassed the typical route of flowers and shameless begging and decided to try something new.

His get-her-back move? Smearing his own excrement on the door of her Staten Island apartment, then setting himself on fire while screaming "I’m the devil!" Predictably, this move didn't land him the girl, but it did land him in court. Harrison offered some final words to reporters, shouting, "Yo, tell ‘em I poo" as he was escorted out of court.

Clearly, Harrison doesn't give a crap about maintaining his pride, nor his innocence. The operative word being "crap," of course.