The Internet Roasts Mr. Peanut for Hitting Too Many Dabs at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Come on, Mr. Peanut. The dab already happened.

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The dab is still cool, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

At any rate, the esteemed Mr. Peanut seems to think so. The surprisingly flexible Planters mascot was dabbing as if his life depended on it at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Thursday:


— daniel craig (@dankoenigggg) November 24, 2016

Of course, we don't condone going all the way in on personified peanuts on an otherwise peaceful holiday because, well, you know what? That was a lie. This holiday is not one of peace, so let's absolutely go all the way in on a walking, talking peanut for his bold decision to dab where no peanut hath dabbed before:

Mr. Peanut is dabbing at the parade. That's 2016 in a nutshell

— Mike English (@mike_all_day36) November 24, 2016

Mr Peanut once scared crap out of me in the A&P c. 1969. Dabbing is nothing

— Jim Riley (@aarcat3) November 24, 2016

Mr. Peanut dabbed at the Macy's parade. Me rn:

— The Phillies Suck (@_Philly_Talk) November 24, 2016

Mr. Peanut reminds me of my boyfriend in fat camp.

— Jessica Kirson (@JessicaKirson) November 24, 2016

Guys! Apparently if you wake up before noon on Thanksgiving, there's this giant holiday parade on TV! Who knew?! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

— alisonhaislip (@alisonhaislip) November 24, 2016

Do people even watch the stupid Macy's parade

— Braden Weachter (@bweachter51) November 24, 2016

Watching the damn parade and they keep switching to stupid shit on like decorating, show me the damn parade

— Good Tweetman (@Goodtweet_man) November 24, 2016

But people weren't simply in the mood for roasting peanuts, they were also down for roasting the whole damn parade for its vast collection of lameness:

Chill everyone. If you need help making it through this challenging holiday, just consult Colbert's list of post-election Thanksgiving survival tips, shaved Xanax included.

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