As occasional purveyors of less-than-great cuisine, Americans often encounter some fascinating characters when attempting to obtain such cuisine at a vaguely reasonable price. A Kentucky woman — alongside her daughter and her daughter's friend — encountered one such character when visiting a local Pizza Hut for what one would always assume is a fondle-free pizza pie.
However, this particular visit happened to reveal one employee's habit of constant genital contact. Of course, photos were slyly snapped and uploaded to Facebook:
In her original Pizza Hut wall post, Sandy Brentlinger (the mother) expressed understandable disgust and a sadly needed clarification that they absolutely did not eat the pizza from that evening's encounter:
Brentlinger later updated her post to reveal that she made contact with Pizza Hut's corporate office. Furthermore, the employee (manager?) was fired shortly after the incident. Though the photo above doesn't necessarily depict unquestionable masturbation, I can safely say that roughly 10 out of 10 pizza seekers prefer those workers potentially handling their dinner (pizza is a bad lunch) to maintain a strict no-genitalia-contact-whatsoever policy shortly before and especially during their shift.
In related news, this exists:
Happy Fourth of July.
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