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2012 is halfway over, and the month of June ushered unbelievable stories about appalling levels of bad behavior. With temperatures lingering near the triple-digit mark, keep the Mayan's prophecy in mind and consider that maybe Hell on earth is actually happening. Or, at the very least, combat the heat by shaking your head at the 25 Most Ratchet Stories of June 2012.
RELATED: The Most Ratchet News Stories of March, April, and May.
Arizona Woman Accused of Offering Sex for Fast Food
Date: 6/1/2012
Have it your way, and end up behind bars.
Philly-Area Dad Abandons Daughter Because She Was Failing Calculus
Date: 6/2/2012
We're all about taking school seriously, but leaving your kid on a random street corner because she's failing calc just doesn't add up.
Chicago Man Arrested for Carjacking-On the Way to Prom
Date: 6/4/2012
This is a night neither he, nor his date will forget for the rest of their lives—especially if this stays on his record.
Man Dressed as Zombie Chases Miami Residents
Date: 6/4/2012
Was it too soon? What does it matter when it's this funny. Glad you didn't get shot, bruh.
German Man Beheads Wife on Roof
Date: 6/4/2012
Historians will look back at June 2012 as one of the month truly indicated we are living in the end times. At least this bit of violence didn't include cannibalism.
40 Sent to Hospital After Florida Foam Party
Date: 6/4/2012
When that burning desire to party leaves you with a burning sensation, slip and slide your way to the hospital.
Chicago Police Find Armed 3-Year-Old During Traffic Stop
Date: 6/4/2012
Ernest Baker, one of our own, said it best: "36 months old riding 'round with that nina."
Why Did an Oregon Court Give This Woman $900,000?
Date: 6/6/2012
A man she met online gave her the gift that keeps on giving, so the court gave her a bunch of money.
Florida Woman Sets Husband On Fire Witn Nail Polish Remover
Date: 6/6/2012
Fire and desire, here. We doubt marriage counselors could extinguish their issues, however.
North Carolina Woman Arrested For Squeezing Man's Testicles Out of Scrotum
Date: 6/6/2012
That painful moment when life literally has you by the balls.
Brazilian Boy Dies, Wakes Up Before Funeral, Then Dies Again
Date: 6/7/2012
Given all the bath salts-inspired chaos of June 2012, maybe it's better that this child didn't recover to see the horror sweeping the globe.
New York Woman Drops 256 Prescription Pills on Jail Cell Floor
Date: 6/8/2012
Extra pills? This woman lost plenty, on camera, in a jail cell. She's probably still there.
San Francisco Woman Knocked Out During Yeezy II Camp Out
Date: 6/11/2012
What would a Yeezy ll camp out be without ratchet behavior? This woman got her lights put out, and she wasn't even after the shoes.
Woman Spots Random Set of Lungs on Sidewalk Near Compton
Date: 6/11/2012
Just chilling, there by the curb. Guess somebody wasn't having a good day.
Massachusetts Man Arrested After Using Wasabi-Covered Jeans as a Weapon
Date: 6/13/2012
Sports and an unwanted third-party can spice a relationship up in the worst way possible.
Recently Executed Mississippi Man Proposed to Former Girlfriend in Worst Way Possible
Date: 6/14/2012
This gives "'till death do us part" an uncomfortable ring. Given that dude murdered someone to get the ring.
Toddler Thrown from SUV During Texas Police Chase
Date: 6/14/2012
If you're the cop watching the child tumble through the air, do you retire the next day? Is this it for you? Like, okay, babies are flying through the windows of SUVs, I'm out.
Memphis Woman Sits on Landlord's Face During Argument
Date: 6/20/2012
After this suffocating experience, we guarantee this dude will never let a woman sit on his face again. Which, you know, is kind of a shame.
Brooklyn Principal Has Some Questionable Advice For Student
Date: 6/21/2012
Here's some career advice that doesn't involve testicles for Principal Perv: Stay away from kids.
Indiana High School Cheerleader Coach Crosses Worst Possible Boundary
Date: 6/21/2012
There's cheerleading, and then there's taking your job too far—which is exactly what happened in this ugly case of sexual abuse.
California Man Leads Police on High-Speed Chase Because He Has "Swag"
Date: 6/23/2012
A high-speed chase through the Cali Swag District ends with the legendary, drug-induced question "What is drugs?" Swag him out in jail, please.
Bath Salts Caused Denver Woman to Urinate on $30 Million Painting
Date: 6/24/2012
Bath salts: still the only way someone could be that incoherent and reckless, and not remember any of it.
Anyone in Cali Forget Millions in Weed?
Date: 6/21/12 & 6/29/12
Millions of dollars worth of weed was left in the Pacific ocean and a burned condo, because wasting green was apparently the thing to do in Cali this month. California, please do better.
New Jersey Man Pulls Gun on Neighbor Who Farted in Front of His Door
Date: 6/27/2012
Foul behavior between neighbors gets particularly ugly once guns are drawn.
Disturbing Information About Crazed, Anti-Semitic Central Park Elmo Emerges
Date: 6/28/2012
He's anti-Semitic, was deported for running a porn site and his name is Adam Sandler? We can't make this stuff up, folks.