Unlike most of us, Dan Bilzerian has a shit ton of money; but contrary to popular belief, his life is far from a never-ending bachelor party. You see, despite having millions and millions and millions of dollars, Dan has problems just like us peasants. Case in point? The 36-year-old millionaire recently endured the traumatic experience of getting his jet ski stuck on the beach.
You can check out the heart-breaking incident below, courtesy of his friend, "director etc." Jack Wagner.
See, the grass isn’t always greener, you guys.
At least Wagner—the guy who decided to film Dan’s struggle and post on social media—has a good sense of humor about it. He, too, sees this is another typical “rich guy problem,” and he makes sure to really underscore that point in the long, but entertaining, caption.