What to do you do when you fall asleep on a road trip (really, really fall asleep) with your mouth open (really, really open) and your friends decide to see how many Twizzlers they can fit in there?
If you're an American hero known simply as "Micah," you bite down and enjoy the Twizzlery goodness like the cool MFer you are.
Of course, there are worse things that could happen when you pass out around some people (see below).
Anyway, next time you find yourself at a crossroads in life, mouth stuffed with waxy, straw-shaped candies (or literally any other situation on Earth), ask yourself "What would Micah do?"
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