A woman on Imgur says that even pretending to be the most famous fictional serial killer and cannibal of all time couldn't stop a guy from continuously trying to text her.
A story posted from the account of Lucy2Shoes says that she met a guy at a bar and was simply not interested. The only way she could get rid of the guy was to give him her phone number, which was actually her brother's number.
Her brother, a true hero, started responding to the guy's texts with nothing but Hannibal Lecter quotes. You'd think that would shut him down pretty quickly, but nope.
Sorry guy, may we recommend drowning your loneliness with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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