Released: 2002
Director: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson

Japanese people are sick, but somehow Hollywood's remake of the old watch-this-video-and-die story managed to be far creepier than the Japanese original. One final scene in particular still gives us the heebie jeebies, which is why we always watch it curled up with ya moms.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Naomi Watts was offered the lead role only after Jennifer Connelly, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kate Beckinsale turned it down. Wah-wahhhhhh.