David Simon Is Back on Twitter and Celebrates With a Wild Tweetstorm

David Simon, showrunner for The Wire and The Deuce, returned to Twitter on Friday after being banned for tweeting that a Trump supporter "should die of a slow-moving venereal rash that settles in your lying throat," and should "die of boils."

David Simon attends the 'Vice' Season 6 Premiere
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David Simon attends the 'Vice' Season 6 Premiere

David Simon, showrunner for The Wire and The Deuce, returned to Twitter on Friday after being banned for tweeting that a Trump supporter "should die of a slow-moving venereal rash that settles in your lying throat," and should "die of boils." In response to these tweets, Twitter locked him out of the platform.

The producer was critical of the Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey earlier in June at the ATZ Television Festivals, reports Deadline. During the "Politically Minded" panel, where he was joined by The Good Fight creators Robert King and Michelle King, he said, "I’m going to get back on [Twitter] and I’m going to basically say all the same things I got thrown off for, and I’m going to tweet them at Jack Dorsey. I’m going to use the exact same language on the premise that telling somebody they can drop dead is not harassment."

He wasn't lying.

He started off by tweeting, "@jack, @twitter, @TwitterSupport: Still waiting for a cogent explanation of why the common rhetoric of telling assholes to drop dead is prohibited on your shithole platform. But allowing said assholes to slander women who have had children kidnapped is fine by you..."

In a second tweet, he said, "Still waiting, @jack, for an explanation of how telling assholes who slander 14-year-old Holocaust survivors they should drop dead is impermissible, but the slander is allowed to repeat itself for months on end on Twitter."

Simon's Twitter rant went on for a total of 13 tweets.

Check out Simon's hot mess of a tweetstorm in its entirety below.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

1) @jack, @twitter, @TwitterSupport: Still waiting for a cogent explanation of why the common rhetoric of telling assholes to drop dead is prohibited on your shithole platform. But allowing said assholes to slander women who have had children kidnapped is fine by you...

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

2) Still waiting, @jack, for an explanation of how telling assholes who slander 14-year-old Holocaust survivors they should drop dead is impermissible, but the slander is allowed to repeat itself for months on end on Twitter.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

3) Still waiting, you fuckmooks, for a human intellect to engage me directly and forthrightly about the fact that I was obliged to remove posts that I can in every way defend in order to even register a complaint or appeal of a suspension.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

4) Still waiting for you to either restore those posts or provide any response to your conduct, which includes barring me from commenting on the death of friend, while some shit-troll remains on Twitter unmolested, declaring - unevidenced - that the death was a political murder.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

5) I've given you two patient weeks, @jack, to engage in any coherent, honorable and intellectually honest way with the substance of my appeal of a 01110011101-brained conceputalization of rhetoric that honors slander and falsehood but cannot somehow abide mere insult. Nothing.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

6) The fact is, your algorithms and your ethos here is just fecal. And when the history of this awful American epoch is written, the tone-deaf abdication of fundamental ethics by social media platforms will be an overlay to the disaster. You are failing us all miserably...

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

7) And what is evident, @jack, is that while the giants of our digital revolution are masters of the universe when it comes to the technical challenges of the information age, they are -- by and large -- moral midgets when it comes to the ethics and responsibilities of speech.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

8) And, oh yeah, no need to hide behind your horseshit cowardice that privacy concerns prevent you from discussing or defending in detail Twitter's actions with regard to this extant overreach by your agolrithmic submoronity. I hereby relinquish any expectation of said privacy...

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

9) I'd be delighted to debate and discuss this abject failure by Twitter openly with any representative of this soulless platform provided an actual human can be engaged. But I have no expectations, @jack. The remote gutlessness of this one-sided dynamic is no bug, but a feature.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

11) Just as I lack possession of any biological agent that could cause a venereal rash to settle in the throat of a lying fuckmook who is saying that a woman who has had her child kidnapped is a criminal who deserves that fate. These are not threats, you gutless wonder...

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

...they are insults. As I am insulting you now for providing a continued platform for trolls and bots who peddle this shit, or the notion that teenaged Holocaust survivors can be libeled, or that my friend Tony Bourdain was murdered to advance the politics of the alt-right....

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

I have not encouraged anyone to violence, or doxxed anyone, or suggested any act of human intervention against anyone. Nor can you claim that I have harassed a single troll or bot; I fire one and block the motherfuckers. Hardly the stuff of harassment, @jack.

— David Simon (@AoDespair) June 23, 2018

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