Out of all the commercials on this list, this has got to be the actual worst. Obviously, that also makes it one of our favorites. We will never figure out what this guy running around in the dark has to do with Zelda, besides him yelling the names of random things from Zelda. As an ad, it fails. As a postmodern expression of Nintendo's dissatisfaction with traditional advertising (or, you know, whatever), it also fails. Its one redeeming quality is that he looks like that one bad guy from Ghostbusters 2. "PUH-PUH-PEAHAT!"