The 40 Most Ridiculous Lyrics on Lil Wayne's "I Am Not a Human Being II"
The raps are just as outrageous as you'd expect.
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Lil Wayne's new album leaked last night. As expected, I Am Not a Human Being II is a brash, no holds barred exhibition of Weezy's erratic thought process. The subject matter is of the usual variety: sex, drugs, and violence. Still, Wayne is the type of artist who you can count on to paint even the darkest of material with a commercial-friendly, pop-ready sheen.
You can also count on Lil Wayne to rap the most inane shit you've ever heard in your life. Whether that's a good or bad thing is subjective, but there's no question that his rhymes are outrageous. You're either going to think, "Wow, this new Wayne is trash," or "Damn, this kinda hot—Wayne is back." Wherever your allegiance may lie, you will find this dude's new batch of music wholly entertaining.
On Lil Wayne's latest release, his wordplay is as abject as ever. In the span of a few songs, Tunechi compares his dick to President Obama, a pistol to mouthwash, and cunnilingus to ibuprofen. There is, literally, line after line of mind-boggling, at times awe-inspiring audaciousness. You can search "lil wayne new album" on Twitter and see that the streets are talking, that the world is feeling conflicted. Is this album fucking terrible and a case for why Weezy needs to retire? Or is it an incredible display of persistence, relevance, and possibly brilliance, after it sells a gazillion copies next week?
Obviously, the conversation will continue, as more people listen, and because the album has only been out for, like, 13 hours. We'll see what this means for Wayne's legacy and all that rap nerd stuff in time. The only thing we know right now is that there are so many harebrained rhymes on this LP, that we had to make an entire list about it: The 40 Most Ridiculous Lyrics on Lil Wayne's I Am Not a Human Being II.
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"She said my dick could be the next black President"
"I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy"
"Letting all these hoes ride my dick, carpool"
"I make her take this dick like advice"
"Had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron/But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons"
"That pussy boneless, that's Chick-fil-A"
"Niggas try to bite my style, but my style a jalapeno"
"These niggas think they hard, these niggas just nipples"
"You know I'm on that grass, don't cut on the sprinklers"
"She swallow so many nuts, you fuck around find a squirrel in her throat"
"I'm so fucking hot I 'ssss'—I'ma need some more s's"
"They ain't got shit on me, but she keep sniffing"
"Should I call somebody else/'Cause girl it's almost 12 and this dick won't suck itself"
"Yeah I do my dirt, but that's for the flowers to grow in"
"Buying Haterade by the 12 pack...like two stomachs"
"I pass that weed like I studied"
"Better turn to God before I turn to Godzilla/How the fuck you gon' talk shit to diarrhea?"
"I walk it like I talk it, got legs on my words"
"Two rights don't make a wrong, three rights make a left"
"Got a Scope on the pistol, give your ass fresh breath"
"Watch me cock this Nina, call it rough sex"
"We fucked up, we Truk'd up/No if, ands, or buttfucks"
"She get dick, weed, and ignored, that's a DWI nigga"
"Smoking on that strong, got me 'coffin' like I'm getting buried"
"I stand up in that pussy like a sunroof"
"The world stops, drops, and rolls, it's judgement day or a fire drill"
"I just fuck the clock and let it come a time"
"I give her wood when he wouldn't"
"She fell in love with the Martian, I said, 'You're too down to Earth'"
"I hope that pussy warmer than luke, and sweet as Godiva/Suck this dick and swallow that nut, and call it penis colada"
"Give her head like a brim/It tastes good, M-M-M"
"Down here waiting for her to come like payday"
"Eat that pussy, go to sleep, she got that Tylenol PM"
"I'm trying to eat healthier, so I ate a veggie/Sucked on that pussy, I feel better already"
"I'm gonna wear that ass out like a uniform/So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn"
"Phone in her back pocket, made her booty call and I say, 'Hello'"
"Grab the owl out the tree/Ask that bitch, 'Who but me?'"
"Tell that pig and that cow, I'll go ham if it's beef"
"Girl, when I think of you/My dick just start to jumping like a fucking kangaroo"
"We don't feel you, like an elephant getting fucked with a tick dick"
