Trump Once Kicked One Direction Out of His Gaudy Ass Hotel for Not Meeting With His Daughter

In a week that's already seen T.I. call Donald Trump a "diarrhea face ass man" for taking shots at Snoop Dogg, just days after Rachel Maddow's "reveal" of Trump's 2005 tax returns disappointed Twitter, we'd understand if you were done with Trump news bits. We'd understand it, but we have another piece, because damned if there isn't always some Trump-related f*ckery in the wind.

This bit comes from the world of pop music, courtesy of One Direction's Liam Payne. According to The Cut, Liam and the 1D gang were kicked out of one of Trump's hotels back in the day. "You wouldn’t believe it," he began. "It was about [meeting] his daughter. He phoned up our manager and we were asleep. He said ‘Well, wake them up’ and I was like ‘no’ and then he wouldn’t let us use the underground garage."

"Obviously," Payne continued, "in New York we can’t really go outside. New York is ruthless for us. So he was like, ‘Okay, then I don’t want you in my hotel.’ So we had to leave."

Wait, what? So as international teen heartthrob superstar singing ass performers, 1D couldn't get some beauty rest before meeting Trump's daughter? Is that how the rich and famous roll? Truth be told, we're not even sure if it was Tiffany or Ivanka, but it sounds like it doesn't matter; if you piss off one Trump, you piss off the whole squad, and it's time to get your international teen heartthrob superstar singing ass performing asses out of this motherf*cking hotel, right now. Or so the story goes.