Hot Dog Rice Krispies Treats Curse Twitter Timeline

Amid COVID-19 and the ongoing economic collapse, a new recipe combining hot dogs and Rice Krispies Treats suddenly makes living in 2020 so much worse.

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Every day we’re reminded that Satan never sleeps. Plague? Check. Economic collapse? You bet. Hot Dog Rice Krispies Treats? Lord, take me right now! 

As Nerdist points out, the cursed recipe comes from The Vulgar Chef, and has since gone viral as people collectively dry-heave on Twitter. And rightfully so, LOOK at this monstrosity: 

Dear God, white people.

What the hell have you unleashed upon the world? pic.twitter.com/5JkUX5q87R

— Afro Chingona-Excessively Black (@RealKHiveQueenB) July 28, 2020

The Hot Dog Rice Krispies Treats recipe is disgustingly simple. Mix cooked hot dogs into your typical Rice Krispies recipe, and top the unholy snacks with relish, mustard, and ketchup. The most pressing question is not how, but why? No one wants this? Even during these divisive times, people quickly came together to call the abomination out for what it is. 

This probably tastes like oppression https://t.co/6pj19WKErF

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) July 29, 2020

Fuck you. https://t.co/l7jPc5yEmS

— Van Lathan Jr (@VanLathan) July 29, 2020

Get behind me Satan https://t.co/M086jIkfoH

— trey wingo (@wingoz) July 29, 2020

Times are tuff but man, I didn’t think we were in Rice Krispie hot dog tuff times. 🤭 https://t.co/QxXLFq90Fs

— 😷Notorious Quarantine ☠️ (@DontSayItEddie) July 29, 2020

If You Eat Or Even Think About Eating A Hot Dog Rice Krispie Treat, You Are Simply The Grossest Human To Ever Live https://t.co/uhIuG3zocW

— Bobby Reagan (@BarstoolReags) July 29, 2020

sure rice krispie hot dog thing, whatever, burger laced with lucky charms marshmallows, chocolate cake with teriyaki sauce, who cares we all die

— Bird 5 (@unidentifedbird) July 29, 2020

It truly is the end of times. Can y'all just stick to smoking watermelons or turning everything into cake? Thanks. 

This is a total mindfuck: Watermelon Ham pic.twitter.com/M4zsKZj8D8

— Afro Chingona-Excessively Black (@RealKHiveQueenB) July 29, 2020

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