Someone Tried to Buy Weed Using a Fake ID With Thor on It

Obviously, the dispensary didn't accept it, but people had a good laugh over it.

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Since you'd probably have to be couchlocked to sit through a three-hour-long superhero movie, Marvel fans having stoners among their ranks checks out. Applying to buy weed from an online dispensary might not be the best time to let your nerd flag fly, though. Just ask the Canadian who tried to buy using an ID of the entirely fictional Thor Odinson.  

my sister works for an online weed dispensary and I’m losing my mind rn pic.twitter.com/9TQhIPO16Q

— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy) July 17, 2019

The Alberta ID features the instantly recognizable face of Chris Hemsworth in his superhero garb. He lives at 69 Big Hammer Lane and his weight is curiously listed at around 150 pounds. To make the whole thing a tiny bit more ridiculous, the dispensary couldn't have accepted the ID even if they bought the ruse. A quick scan reveals the identification is two years out of date. 

Even if it didn't get this desperate Canadian the drugs they desired, Twitter had a good laugh over it. 

my sister works for an online weed dispensary and I’m losing my mind rn pic.twitter.com/9TQhIPO16Q

— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy) July 17, 2019

205 cm and only 68 kg??? pic.twitter.com/Fp9UJCL844

— hara ★★★★★⤮ (@jkharuhana) July 18, 2019

Obviously she can't accept that....it's expired.

— Alex Elkin (@aelkin26) July 22, 2019

I knew that something was wrong with that licence. Everyone in Calgary lives at some address that is something like 20547 213th Avenue NW Sector 5A.

— Michael Bednarski 🇨🇦🇺🇦 (@mikebednarski) July 23, 2019

pfft , everyone knows thor is a woman

— Amias Channer @amias@toot.cat (@amias) July 22, 2019

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