14. Clark Kent/Superman

Fedora, $34
J. Crew Ludlow Blazer, $248
J. Crew Ludlow Pants, $118
American Apparel Glasses, $35
Superman Shirt, $27 

You gotta be a handsome white dude to pull this one off, and even if it’s corny and cliché, we guarantee that Clark Kent gets more ‘tang than a zombie any day. Just flex your muscles and tell her that she’s your kryptonite.