Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 3

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Point Spread: Car -8.5

Network: NFL Network 

Chopz: Panthers win and we have to watch Davis Mills. 

Adam: Texans are pretty damn banged up heading into this one. The fresher team wins with ease. 

Zion: Panthers. 

Angel: Panthers get to 3-0. 

Point Spread: Ten -4.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: Titans win. The Colts are way too beat up. 

Adam: Not sure how you sprain both ankles, but congrats to Carson Wentz for being so extra. Even though the Titans are 1-8 in their last nine at home against Indy, let’s roll with Tennessee. 

Zion: Titans. 

Angel: Titans with Wentz being injured.

Point Spread: NYG -2.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: What a bad game. Give me the Falcons. 

Adam: Atlanta’s been atrocious and that was a wonderful impression of the Jets the Giants pulled off against the Washington Football Team, losing in brutal fashion. New York here.  

Zion: Falcons. 

Angel: Giants have to win this one, right? Yeah, I’ll take the G-Men.

Point Spread: KC -6.5

Network: CBS

​Chopz: Swerve, give me the Chargers. 

Adam: Kansas City is 12-2 in the last 14 matchups between these division rivals. No reason not to roll with the Chiefs. 

Zion: Chiefs. 

Angel: Kansas City bounces back after giving the B-More game away and costing me some bread. I should’ve cashed out after that dumb Mahomes interception. This is my diary.

Point Spread: Pit -3.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: Bengals. 

Adam: As much as I’d love to pick an upset here, Cincinnati is 1-19-1 in its last 21 road games. Can’t do it. 

Zion: Steelers. 

Angel: Bengals with the upset because we need a little chaos in our lives.

Point Spread: Cle -6.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: Browns win this and Odell scores two TDs. 

Adam: Hoping some chaos happens here so give me the Bears. 

Zion: Browns. 

Angel: If the Bears win this game, man. I think the Browns win, but it’s gonna be a close one. 

Point Spread: Bal -7.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: Ravens win but the Lions cover this spread. 

Adam: Baltimore could be ripe for a letdown with Denver looming in Week 4, but I can’t pull the trigger on an upset. 

Zion: Ravens. 

Angel: Detroit is kinda decent, I think they can keep it interesting. Ravens win, but Lions cover. 

Point Spread: NE -2.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: I’ll take the Patriots. 

Adam: Saints because the Pats weren’t all that impressive against the Jets last week. 

Zion: Patriots. 

Angel: The Saints eat a W on the road.

Point Spread: Ari -7.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: Trevor Lawrence gets his first W because the Cardinals aren’t as good as that 2-0 indicates. 

Adam: Who the fuck cares? Jaguars.

Zion: Cardinals. 

Angel: Arizona speeds up the Urban Meyer retirement shitshow.

Point Spread: Buf -7.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: Bills win but this one is closer than you think. 

Adam: Buffalo, but closer than the experts think. 

Zion: Bills 

Angel: Bills but it’s a battle. They won’t be playing on a field, they’ll be playing on the gridiron. John Madden should call this game.

Point Spread: Den -10.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: Broncos win, but this is close. 

Adam: If Zach Wilson threw four interceptions against the Patriots last week, it’s going to be a bloodbath against the Denver defense. Broncos by a million. 

Zion: Broncos. 

Angel: Broncos but ion like this spread at all.

Point Spread: LV -3.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: Raiders go to 3-0 to everyone’s surprise. 

Adam: Can’t bring myself to back Jacoby Brissett, that’s for sure. Raiders. 

Zion: Raiders. 

Angel: The Raidahs *Chris Berman voice*

Point Spread: Seattle -1.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: Vikings probably shouldn’t be 0-2, so I’ll take them here. 

Adam: Vikings. 

Zion: Seahawks. 

Angel: This feels like a trap. But I’m taking Mr. Unlimited and the Hawks on the road.

Point Spread: TB -1.5

Network: FOX 

Chopz: I don’t know. This is a great game. Give me the Rams. 

Adam: How is the O/U only 55? It should be 75. Rams with the upset. 

Zion: Bucs.

Angel: I hope this one is a banger. Give me the Rams at home.

Point Spread: SF -3.5

Network: NBC

Chopz: I’ll take the 49ers at home. 

Adam: Beyond tired of the weekly psycho-analyzation of Aaron Rodgers. Give me Green Bay only because I need another upset. 

Zion: Packers. 

Angel: Packers on the road.

Point Spread: Dal -3.5

Network: ESPN

Chopz: Dallas at home. 

Adam: Enough with these primetime NFC East matchups. Eagles for the sake of chaos to close out the week. 

Zion: Cowboys. 

Angel: Cowboys at home in what’s sure to be a fucked game. You know how the NFC East do.