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Last night the 2012-13 NFL season kicked off and we're all hyped to see how much of a fantasy football jacakass we can be after week 1 plays out this weekend. As any fan knows, NFL Stars attract girls and groupies galore. Some stick around, some don't, but one thing can usually be noted: they're probably hot. You have your pageant girls, your models, porn stars, and even some college sweethearts that stayed with them through thick and thin. So, from Eva Longoria to Bibi Jones, here are the Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of the 2012 NFL Season.
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20. Sanya Richards-Ross
Wifey of: Aaron Ross, Jacksonville Jaguars
If you watched track and field during this year's Olympics then you probably know who Sanya Richards-Ross is. The Jamaican born runner won three medals (two golds, one bronze) for team USA during this year's games. Sanya is married to Jaguar cornerback Aaron Ross. So she won a few Olympic medals this year and he won another Super Bowl ring with the Giants, double date trash-talking has to be at an all-time high for this couple right now.
19. Lacey Minchew
Wifey of: Matt Flynn, Seattle Seahawks
He might have lost his starting spot to rookie Russell Wilson, but he bagged a beauty queen so tell Russell to suck it! Fat pay days generally attract girls like this, stay in school kids.
18. Alicia Sacramone
Wifey of: Brady Quinn, Kansas City Chiefs
There probably aren't many Brady Quinn fans still out there, but you have to applaud his choice in women. Quinn is shacking up with Olympian silver medalist Alicia Sacramone. Alicia was part of the reason we even watched gymnastics at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. Unfortunately, she didn't make the Olympic team this year but coming up short is something her boo can help her deal with. *shotsfired*
17. Julie Dorenbos
Wifey of: Jon Dorenbos, Philadelphia Eagles
Oh you thought long snappers didn't get girls, too? Guess again, the Eagles long snapper Jon Dorenbos got himself a dime piece in wife Julie. When the most important part of your job involves you being bent over (ayo!) then it's nice to have someone like Julie to go home to. Just sayin'...
16. Abby Manning
Wifey of: Eli Manning, New York Giants
After giving his all on the field Manning goes home to his lovely wife, Abby. Just like his play last year, she's definitely respectable. We wonder how she got ushered into the family, she probably had to learn the five dinner party audibles Eli throws out when he's bored and wants to take her home. Only Abby and Eli's mother could love a face like this.
15. Hillary Mullin
Wifey of: Chase Daniel, New Orleans Saints
Second-tier talent nabbing a top tier lady friend? Props are due. Chase and Hillary both went to Mizzou and these days Hillary is a news anchor while Chase plays back-up behind Drew Brees.
15. Kelly Hall
Wifey of: Matthew Stafford, Detroit Lions
Ah young love that stays strong, Matt Stafford met his girlfriend Kelly Hall back at Georgia and they've been rocking out since. It's probably not fair that he gets this, Megatron, and has millions at his disposal. Side bar: she plays fantasy football, too. What's not to love?
13. Destiny Newton
Wifey of: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers
Rodgers has dated a couple starlets in his day, but he's seemed to have settled on this hometown cutie Destiny Newton. We could watch her discount double check all day.
12. Candice Crawford
Wifey of: Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys
We guess hot girls dig Romo like Romo digs not winning in the playoffs! Yeah, we're still salty about last night. But honestly we can't even hate, Romo get's it in, and his wife Candice Crawford is no slouch on his list of flames. Former Miss Missouri (2008) and a top ten contestant for Miss USA, Crawford also just so happens to be the younger sister of Chace Crawford from Gossip Girl. Jerry Jones, can you imagine the possibilities?!
11. Janelle Winslow
Wifey of: Kellen Winslow Jr., Free Agent
Classy and beautiful, Kellen Winslow's wife, Janelle, seems to play her role effortlessly for her hot-headed hubby. They married back in 2006 and had their first child last year. Now that Winslow has been cut and may spend the season on the couch, we'll see how this relationship fares once it's been battle tested. We wish them the best though. No really, dude is a little crazy.
10. Lauren Tannehill
Wifey of: Ryan Tannehill, Miami Dolphins
Arguably more popular than her husband Ryan at this year's NFL Draft, Lauren Tanehill's one of those hotties that might not even know how fine she is. Can we get her a Hard Knocks spin off? We're talking to you, VH1 producers.
9. Bibi Jones
Wifey of: Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
You may recognize Bibi from...well, a lot of places on the Interwebs. The former porn star had sports fans going crazy last year when she tweeted this pic of her and Gronk. Unfortunately Bibi retired from the adult industry back in July. Does this mean her goodies are only for Gronk now? No worries, thanks to Internet Gods her goodies are for everyone, forever.
8. Kristin Cavallari
Wifey of: Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears
Former reality TV mean girl turned baller baby mama, Kristin Cavallari put her hotness to work. Jay Cutler couldn't pass her up and the two are engaged and had their first child last month. Lauren Conrad has to be a bit jelly.
7. October Gonzalez
Wifey of: Tony Gonzalez, Atlanta Falcons
T-Gon's definitely a vet on and off the field as he cozies up to his beautiful partner October after every game. When you're the greatest tight end ever, your wife being this bad only makes sense.
6. Anna Burns
Wifey of: Wes Welker, New England Patriots
We didn't even know little Wes Welker had this in him! He married former Hooters Hottie, Anna Burns, back in June showing Brady and Gronk that they're not the only Patriots that can bag some top-tier arm candy. Anybody else is in the mood for wings?
5. Jessie James
Wifey of: Eric Decker, Denver Broncos
This year has got to be Eric Decker's best ever. He broke out as a starting receiver for the Broncos, traded in Tim Tebow for Peyton Manning, and yes, he's engaged to the crazy sexy country singer Jessie James. Demaryius, where you at?
4. Kelsi Reich
Wifey of: David Nelson, Buffalo Bills
Now we know the whole rule about players fraternizing with cheerleaders being off limits, but what about cheerleaders for other teams? David Nelson found the loophole and snatched up a blonde bombshell in Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Kelsi Reich. How awkward is the cheer huddle after Nelson scores on the 'Boys? Lucky for you we have the video evidence.
3. Sasha Dindayal
Wifey of: Antonio Gates, San Diego Chargers
Antonio Gates wifed up former video vixen and model Sasha Dindayal, and there's no wonder why he's always injured. If you had that tending to your ever need you'd never want to leave your house either.
2. Eva Longoria
Wifey of: Mark Sanchez, New York Jets
You can rag on Mark Sanchez's on the field prowess all you want, but when it comes to his body count, Drew Brees ain't got shit on the Sanchize! His latest conquest? None other than Eva Longoria, former wifey to Tony Parker before things got all weird with Brent Barry's wife. We ain't mad you Mark, you went out there and nabbed you a delectable cougar. Kudos.
1. Gisele Bundchen
Wifey of: Tom Brady, New England Patriots
Easily on the ride-or-die HOF list, Gisele holds down one of the best signal callers of this generation, Tom "I really can't dance" Brady. She let the world know that her man wasn't the reason the Patriots lost the Super Bowl this year to the Giants, and she looked good doing it. Her looks x her gulliness result in her being dubbed the No. 1 NFL WAG this season.