Are you still working your way through the ridiculous—really ridiculous—38-page erotic novel, A Gronking to Remember, written by the, er, "talented" Lacey Noonan? If so, you'd better get to it! Because Noonan—who sold a ton of copies of A Gronking to Remember because of all the attention that it received from the sports blogs and from Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski himself—just released a sequel to it called A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone (LOL). And it looks every bit as dumb wild as the original and even promises to make the first Gronking to Remember book "look like a PIECE OF SH*T."
You can check out the full description of the book—which is available now—here:
Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s the sick, twisted pervert who’s kidnapped her for his own pleasure! Chad!
When Leigh spurns his advances at a party he throws in her honor, Chad goes haywire and kidnaps her, stealing her away to his personal New England Patriots Shangri-La, a secret Man Cave hundreds of feet below sea level he affectionately calls his “Chadmiral’s Quarters."
Leigh awakens to a strange NFL-and-BDSM-infused nightmare. Chad is obviously off the deep end with lust for her, and while naked, Leigh is tantalized to see Chad is a very built and attractive man—but now that Chad has her in his grasp he has some very “unique” ideas about how they should spend their time together. He’s going to teach her the rules whether she want to learn them or not. Rules that will make Leigh squirm with pain and pleasure. Leigh cries out! But is it with ecstasy? Is she starting to like what Chad has to offer? Complicating things? With Dan? With Gronk? With her etsy store? With her very soul?
Really, how many times in life has the sequel been better than the original? Well, let me tell you this: This is one of those times. “A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is so dark and twisted, so devious, so hot and thought-provoking, it makes the first book in the series, the best-selling “A Gronking to Remember,” look like A PIECE OF SHIT.
So read what everyone is talking about and have no reservations: “Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is no sophomore slump… It is a verified sophomore SLAM.
Warning: Contains some sexually graphic scenes as well as the misuse of American footballs that will leave you wet, hard and everything in between. Sports (Part Deux)!
We have to admit that we're slightly confused here because it doesn't sound like AGTR2 has much to do with Gronk at all. In fact, it sounds like Noonan is moving away from using Gronk as a central character, which seems like a bad idea to us. But Noonan claims the book is "a verified sophomore SLAM," so…*downloads book immediately*. We're taking the rest of the morning off. Bye!
[via Eye on Football]
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