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Wifey Showdown: The Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of Super Bowl XLVI

Giants or Patriots, which team has the baddest wifeys?

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Wifey Showdown: The WAGs of Super Bowl XLVI

Right now, tons of staticians and oddsmakers are cranking numbers trying to figure out who has the upperhand in Super Bowl XLVI. Stats like QB passer ratings, third-down conversion percentages, and points allowed per game will all be considered in deciding the favorite. But at Complex we do things a little different, that's why we're looking at the women behind the top athletes on the New England Patriots and New York Giants. There's a great woman (and a few jumpoffs) behind every great man, so we're picking our Super Bowl favorite based on the wives and girlfriends of both teams.

That's right, the time has come for our annual Wifey Showdown. The G-Men come through cuffing their college sweethearts, while the Pats boast porn and reality stars (if you're into that kind of thing). Peep the list and tell us who wins Wifey Showdown: The WAGs of Super Bowl XLVI.

Lauren Tuck

Lauren Tuck

Wifey of: Justin Tuck, NY Giants
Justin and Lauren met each other at Notre Dame and dated for four years before getting married in 2008. She keeps it low key and helps out with Justin's charity R.U.S.H. for Literacy charity which raises money to donate books and reading materials to kids in New York City and central Alabama. Getting married to the girl that was there before you made it is every athlete's dream. Looks like he's got a keeper. #basedgodrare

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Linda Holliday

Linda Holliday

Wifey of: Bill Belichick, New England Patriots
Coming home to a hot blonde would make us more humorous at pressers, too. Belichick's laid-back demeanor during Media Day can be directly correlated to Linda and those midgets she's smuggling. The two have been linked as far back as Super Bowl XLII in 2008, which led many Patriots fans to believe she's bad luck. FOH. Side bar: We're praying the production crew at NBC is aware of Miss Holliday and gives viewers two more reasons to pay attention during the big game.

Sanya Richards-Ross

Sanya Richards-Ross

Wifey of: Aaron Ross, NY Giants
Aaron has himself a winner. Sanya Richards is a world class track and field athlete who won gold at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing while competing in the Women's 4 x 400 metres relay event for team USA. They met while attending Texas and their wedding in 2010 had a wide variety of guests ranging from Killa Cam to Dikembe Mutombo. Soundtrack, please! No disrespect, Aaron. We had to do it.

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Bibi Jones

Bibi Jones


Wifey of: Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
Gronk a.k.a. "Yo soy fiesta" is the fucking man. He runs around banging porn stars, and is a beast on the field. Gronk and Bibi set Twitter on fire, with this infamous pic and then claimed that nothing went down. Right. That's what all the athletes who date porn stars say, fam.


Tiffany Hughley

Tiffany Hughley

Wifey of: Mario Manningham, NY Giants
Not much has been documented about Ms. Hughley and that's a good thing. The two have been dating for several years. A lot of the Giants have low-key wifeys, which makes sense if you equate that to their underdog viewpoint. Things sure have changed since the L.T. days.

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Anna Burns

Anna Burns

Wifey of: Wes Welker, New England Patriots
Little Wes Welker (listed at 5-foot-9 which means he's 5-foot7) has his hands full with Miss Hooters International 2005, Anna Burns. They've been together since '09 when Wes tore up his knee and Anna moved in to help nurse him back to health. He popped the question to the Hooters Hall of Famer recently, Wes is no fool. #cuffingseason

Elaina Watley

Elaina Watley

Wifey of: Victor Cruz, NY Giants
This couple has been together for a minute and just added a baby girl to the family in January. They plan on getting married soon. Perfect timing since Victor is looking at a pretty nice payday this offseason. Get money, fuck bitches have children!

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Evelyn Lozada

Evelyn Lozada

Wifey Of: Chad Ochocinco, New England Patriots
Man, Ocho must be having fun because he hasn't been the same since he started dating Ms. Lozada in 2009. He can't even smell the field in New England and the Pats didn't allow him to get on the podium during Media Day at this year's Super Bowl. Chad went as far as to give her the Bentley, so he could whip the Prius. God bless her.

Abby Manning

Abby Manning

Wifey Of: Eli Manning, NY Giants
Not too shabby for Peyton's little brother, huh? The two have been together since their days at Ole Miss and got hitched in 2008. They had a daughter together last year. Damn, Abby is out of dude's league and stuck with him despite his terrible "O-face." Not bad, Elisha. Not bad at all.

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Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen

Wifey of: Tom Brady, New England Patriots
No question, she's the main reason why he's the most-hated. Gisele is so bad, Tom left a pregnant Bridget Moynahan for her. Can you blame him? Gisele is filthy rich and one of the most beautiful woman on the planet. We would definitely rock Uggs if it meant getting to wake up to this every morning. Look at what Amber Rose did to Wiz. Case closed.

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